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Ok peoples,

I know I said I would race on Saturday but.........I fell asleep and my very loving wife decided to let me sleep.
I woke up at 9:00....pm !

I reminded her that "time longer than twine" and that "ah go do for she"

So now I will do something for FRC, if racing is on Thursday 25th, I will bring food, BBQ , like the last time. Should be enough for all.

This is a one time offer ie. only this Thursday

My pleasure........

Alex,

I was wondering where the "naked negotiations" went wrong!

Look forward to seeing you on Thursday, but only if you bring the BBQ food

Gordon

So BBQ it is on Thursday........Maybe you could consider running the same classes as Saturday ( GT and F! ).
And how about a Historic Stock Class race or two.
It goes well with BBQ chicken......ent.

By the way Gordon, as far as the naked negotiation goes, that's why I passed out and could not get up.....off the bed .

ALEX

HAVE A LAUGH GUYS :

A Nun at Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.' 'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped
Just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?' 'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun. 'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?'[/color]

BULL'S EYE wrote:A Nun at Hooters